if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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