Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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