Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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