It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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