He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
