Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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