you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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