hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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