i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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