coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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