He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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