Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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