i just sent this text using only my big toe
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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