dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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