sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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