We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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