4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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