I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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