Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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