Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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