Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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