i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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