My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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