That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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