At least make sure they are 18
Why
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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