I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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