why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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