Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My vagina is officially offended.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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