please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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