just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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