So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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