I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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