why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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