Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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