I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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