ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did we literally take a cab across the street
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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