Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
