I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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