We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
