We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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