what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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