im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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