i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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