I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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