dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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