All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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