problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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