What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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