Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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