where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
time to smoke my breakfast
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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