All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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