if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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