He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Success! We fucked roommates!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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