Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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