She's JV to your varsity
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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