I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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