I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
