Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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