Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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